God damn it!
I've been looking all over town for short, snug white tennis-shorts to wear at Hanbury Tennisclub in Alassio.
Didn't find any, so I will never look as good as McEnroe back in the bad old days.
I'll mostly be sippin' Gin & Tonics anyway. I suck at Tennis, but I do great by the bar.
(McEnroe did great at both, now that's genuine talent)